My true identity is a Gamilas alien in disguise,
in other words, a spy in civilian clothes.

↑When it's outside business hours,
a screen like this appears,
but if you look at it from a bit of a distance, my true identity is revealed.




"You foolish earthlings, panicking without even realizing that
the repeated system failures we're causing
are part of our Earth conquest operation
ordered from Gamilas headquarters!"


P.S.:
I received a comment saying:
"This is hilarious! The Commander certainly does enjoy a good joke!
Gahahaha! Gahahaha!"
"Gamilas has no use for crude men"