What's really dangerous is the content of this article.
Mr. Mouse
An adorable little rodent.
The proper way to care for him is to gently pat his head while surfing the net.
There's a satisfying click feeling at the base of his ears,
but be careful—clicking at the base of his left ear sometimes summons the electronic fairy (more on that below).
It seems there are wired types with tails and wireless types without.
Mr. Porcupine
A creature that exists solely to explain the term "porcupine direction" (a coinage of this blog).
He insists he's a porcupine, but he's actually a hedgehog.
Mr. Alpaca
Don't Look at Me
Dark Lord
"Co-hoo!"
The Uyghur Prison Warden
The electronic fairy that appears when you click on Mr. Mouse.
"Yeah... can't quite hear you!!" is his catchphrase.
Despite appearances, he's a British gentleman.
While serving as warden of the prison city Cassandra,
he also runs a mail-order business specializing in bicycle parts and other sporting goods.
Signature Techniques
・Mongolian Supremacy Technique
・Taishan School Twin Whips (and Taishan School Thousand Whips)
・20% OFF Voucher
Kamen Rider Amazon
The electronic fairy that appears when you click on Mr. Mouse.
After his battle with the Garander Empire, he started an online bookstore and hit the jackpot.
Now he handles a wide variety of products beyond just books.
Signature Techniques
・Great Slash
・Jaguar Shock
・Free Shipping Everything (seems to have been sealed away)
・Express Same-Day Delivery
Mr. Duck
Online shopping is his hobby.
He clicks on Mr. Mouse so much that he can't help but summon the electronic fairy.
He carries a leek, but doesn't seem to mind much.
This leek grows longer the more he works.
(However, overtime work outside regular hours apparently doesn't count toward its length.)
In exchange for minced leek, you can purchase all sorts of things
from the electronic fairy.
Sometimes it's chunks of leek instead of minced.
It just looks like the electronic fairy is eyeing duck meat—that's just your imagination.
They're herbivorous types, you see (←wrong usage).
Mr. Mouse
An adorable little rodent.
The proper way to care for him is to gently pat his head while surfing the net.
There's a satisfying click feeling at the base of his ears,
but be careful—clicking at the base of his left ear sometimes summons the electronic fairy (more on that below).
It seems there are wired types with tails and wireless types without.
Mr. Porcupine
A creature that exists solely to explain the term "porcupine direction" (a coinage of this blog).
He insists he's a porcupine, but he's actually a hedgehog.
Mr. Alpaca
Don't Look at Me
Dark Lord
"Co-hoo!"
The Uyghur Prison Warden
The electronic fairy that appears when you click on Mr. Mouse.
"Yeah... can't quite hear you!!" is his catchphrase.
Despite appearances, he's a British gentleman.
While serving as warden of the prison city Cassandra,
he also runs a mail-order business specializing in bicycle parts and other sporting goods.
Signature Techniques
・Mongolian Supremacy Technique
・Taishan School Twin Whips (and Taishan School Thousand Whips)
・20% OFF Voucher
Kamen Rider Amazon
The electronic fairy that appears when you click on Mr. Mouse.
After his battle with the Garander Empire, he started an online bookstore and hit the jackpot.
Now he handles a wide variety of products beyond just books.
Signature Techniques
・Great Slash
・Jaguar Shock
・Free Shipping Everything (seems to have been sealed away)
・Express Same-Day Delivery
Mr. Duck
Online shopping is his hobby.
He clicks on Mr. Mouse so much that he can't help but summon the electronic fairy.
He carries a leek, but doesn't seem to mind much.
This leek grows longer the more he works.
(However, overtime work outside regular hours apparently doesn't count toward its length.)
In exchange for minced leek, you can purchase all sorts of things
from the electronic fairy.
Sometimes it's chunks of leek instead of minced.
It just looks like the electronic fairy is eyeing duck meat—that's just your imagination.
They're herbivorous types, you see (←wrong usage).