The Crab Beam has all the realism of a comic book character when it comes to "dying,"
but the process of bringing it back to life is always a hassle.
Though I suppose the real solution would be to just stop killing it off in the first place.
Back on October 14th last year, there was a comment suggesting,
"Why don't you resurrect the Crab Beam to commemorate surpassing 3,000 posts?"
This post is actually the 3,312th entry and well over that milestone,
but I figured I'd bring it back with that 3,000 posts in mind.
The Crab Beam, having fallen victim to the persimmon-dropping trap and fallen to pieces,
was disposed of in the garbage heap by the local natives!
Lightning struck the garbage heap, and miraculously the Crab Beam rebooted,
but when it fused with a Sega SC-3000 that had also been discarded there,
the "Crab Beam 3000" was born anew,
equipped with an SC-3000 cartridge slot on its left flank,
and with a Z80A 8-bit microprocessor CPU added to its previous processing logic,
it gained computational power beyond what it had before!
"Please TAKE A LOOK AT THIS IMAGE!"
This is VIVA MCC!
It's Kisilium 125+125+125+125!
By the way, they're all front rims!
↑Stop it already!
Bonus
If the Crab Beam's resurrection had been delayed just a bit longer,
I was planning to pass the baton to a character called "Gaza Beauty."
Since it's modeled after the Taiwan Swimming Crab, it has an abnormally detailed knowledge
of OEM situations for Taiwan-made parts—a dangerous side indeed.
There won't be any more appearances in the future.
but the process of bringing it back to life is always a hassle.
Though I suppose the real solution would be to just stop killing it off in the first place.
Back on October 14th last year, there was a comment suggesting,
"Why don't you resurrect the Crab Beam to commemorate surpassing 3,000 posts?"
This post is actually the 3,312th entry and well over that milestone,
but I figured I'd bring it back with that 3,000 posts in mind.
The Crab Beam, having fallen victim to the persimmon-dropping trap and fallen to pieces,
was disposed of in the garbage heap by the local natives!
Lightning struck the garbage heap, and miraculously the Crab Beam rebooted,
but when it fused with a Sega SC-3000 that had also been discarded there,
the "Crab Beam 3000" was born anew,
equipped with an SC-3000 cartridge slot on its left flank,
and with a Z80A 8-bit microprocessor CPU added to its previous processing logic,
it gained computational power beyond what it had before!
"Please TAKE A LOOK AT THIS IMAGE!"
This is VIVA MCC!
It's Kisilium 125+125+125+125!
By the way, they're all front rims!
↑Stop it already!
Bonus
If the Crab Beam's resurrection had been delayed just a bit longer,
I was planning to pass the baton to a character called "Gaza Beauty."
Since it's modeled after the Taiwan Swimming Crab, it has an abnormally detailed knowledge
of OEM situations for Taiwan-made parts—a dangerous side indeed.
There won't be any more appearances in the future.