I'm getting comments.
"I commented on the Nomunlab Diary with a question, and there's supposedly a rumor that if a crab laser appears in the response, you'll be blessed with happiness. But even though a crab laser appeared in the response to my comment, I don't feel like I've become happy. What's going on?"
That's the kind of message I'm getting.

Don't fall for that bait comment! That's not the crab laser!
I'd be in trouble if you saw through it!

Addendum:
Please don't give "applause for the crab laser trolled by the troll comment"!
"I commented on the Nomunlab Diary with a question, and there's supposedly a rumor that if a crab laser appears in the response, you'll be blessed with happiness. But even though a crab laser appeared in the response to my comment, I don't feel like I've become happy. What's going on?"
That's the kind of message I'm getting.

Don't fall for that bait comment! That's not the crab laser!
I'd be in trouble if you saw through it!

Addendum:
Please don't give "applause for the crab laser trolled by the troll comment"!