Don't Adjust Your Crown Under the Plum Tree

There's a classical Chinese proverb that goes "Don't adjust your crown under the plum tree."

The idea is that if you're standing under a plum tree and reach up to adjust your cap,
someone watching you from a distance might misunderstand and think
"Hey, that guy's trying to steal the plums!"
So the moral is to avoid behavior that could be misinterpreted or cast suspicion on yourself.

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Anyway.
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The other day a customer gave me some peaches.


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Later, I modified the box like this.

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And mounted it on top of my helmet.

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If I try to adjust the rear adjuster while waiting at a traffic light
with everyone watching,
they might think "Hey, that guy's trying to steal peaches!"
So I don't recommend making something like this.
People might say "that guy's crazy in the head,"
but whether they're making a comment about the actual shape of my head
or referring to something else entirely remains unclear.

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