Our shop opened on September 28th, 2012.
Anyway, about this strange incident that just happened.
Just as my desk drawer opened on its own,
a mysterious man appeared. For some reason, he looks exactly like me.
This man claims he's me from the future.
"This guy must be out of his mind," I thought,
but if this man really is me, then that's exactly right, so I had nothing to say back.
It's not like Back to the Future or anything...
The man casually pulled out a wheel.
"I built this as a Nomu Lab 1st Anniversary Commemorative Wheel,
and brought it back from the future.
Please sell this," he said.
If this story is true, then at least by September 28th, 2013,
our shop will still be in existence.
Hehehe, I just had an idea.
In that timeline, the "Nomu Lab 1st Anniversary Commemorative Wheel" exists,
but if I accept this and sell it
without building the "Nomu Lab 1st Anniversary Commemorative Wheel" by September 28th,
then I make pure profit without building it.
In that case, the timeline becomes "the future where the Nomu Lab 1st Anniversary Commemorative Wheel was never built,"
which is different from the timeline of my so-called future self.
So even though it hasn't even been half a year since opening,
much less a full year,
I'm selling the
"Nomu Lab 1st Anniversary Commemorative Wheel"
as a limited edition of just one!
After handing me the wheel, the man immediately disappeared into the drawer.
Ugh! Tell me the winning Lotto 6 numbers!
No wait, I'm not interested in that kind of information anyway!
I'll reveal the wheel details tomorrow.
Anyway, about this strange incident that just happened.
Just as my desk drawer opened on its own,
a mysterious man appeared. For some reason, he looks exactly like me.
This man claims he's me from the future.
"This guy must be out of his mind," I thought,
but if this man really is me, then that's exactly right, so I had nothing to say back.
It's not like Back to the Future or anything...
The man casually pulled out a wheel.
"I built this as a Nomu Lab 1st Anniversary Commemorative Wheel,
and brought it back from the future.
Please sell this," he said.
If this story is true, then at least by September 28th, 2013,
our shop will still be in existence.
Hehehe, I just had an idea.
In that timeline, the "Nomu Lab 1st Anniversary Commemorative Wheel" exists,
but if I accept this and sell it
without building the "Nomu Lab 1st Anniversary Commemorative Wheel" by September 28th,
then I make pure profit without building it.
In that case, the timeline becomes "the future where the Nomu Lab 1st Anniversary Commemorative Wheel was never built,"
which is different from the timeline of my so-called future self.
So even though it hasn't even been half a year since opening,
much less a full year,
I'm selling the
"Nomu Lab 1st Anniversary Commemorative Wheel"
as a limited edition of just one!
After handing me the wheel, the man immediately disappeared into the drawer.
Ugh! Tell me the winning Lotto 6 numbers!
No wait, I'm not interested in that kind of information anyway!
I'll reveal the wheel details tomorrow.